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Home arrow Bathroom Reading / News arrow Racin' Rick arrow How to shave like a man!
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How to shave like a man! E-mail
Written by Rick Nelson   
Wednesday, 14 June 2006
Racin' Rick
ImageStart with two hairy-ass legs...







Imageand a razor with lots of extra blades. Have at it for about 1/2 hr with wife looking on and laughing at your elementary technique. Remember, short strokes and rinse the razor often..






ImageHalf way there. I thought about leaving it like this just for the wtf??? factor.






ImageCheck to be sure that you're getting shaving cream on the walls OUTSIDE of the tub. Check.








ImageThe finished product. Sexy huh?







ImageLast but not least, be sure to leave a nasty, hairy mess in the tub for wifey to discover.






When all is said and done, slather some of this stuff on and you're good to go. For a couple of days at least, then you start all over again.

Rick

"Racin' Rick"
 
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